(Source: eikiji)
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
I love him.
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
Stupid Flanders.
(Source: everybodylovejessica)
!!!!
EVERYONE who reblogs this will get a custom scalemate like this one;
based off their blog!!! i’ll start sending them out asap!!! Ends may 8th. uwu
But which song….
(Source: sherlyhiddles)
i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread
this was his response
Why and how do you own a duck?
What us this from?
(Source: my-own-sword)










