resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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darkchaos-chao:

THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN

(Source: gazpachoblog)

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sayaka-is-gay:

cyborgmosquitoqueen:

sayaka-is-gay:

"playing ac"

what

are you playing animal crossing

are you playing assassins creed

are you playing with an air conditioner 

b e s p e c i f i c

Are you playing Nepeta? :33 

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(Source: kyomado)

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17000dollars:

For $17000 you could buy 132,430 packages of chocolate anuses. They come with three in each pack so that’s 397,290 chocolate anuses.

This information is completely useless, but I’m reblogging it anyway.

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jrne:

vvaddles:

you smoke WHAT

wildcats

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

guns-n-cardigans:

ill-be-fine-love:

gayreyna:

things girls dont like about boys

  • "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
  • *draws penis on literally everything*
  • "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
  • "yeah it’s 8 inches"
  • "she looks like such a bitch"
  • "lmao im such a lesbian"
  • "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
  • "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"

"period cramps cant be that bad”

"Jesus. Are you on your period?

Gaaaaaay.”

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playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

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nayx:

"The Ocean is old as fuck." - Sylvia Plath

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Anonymous said: describe your dream guy

ianstagram:

Tall, dark, handsome, well read.  2500 attack points and 2100 defense points. 

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