tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

I love him.

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slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

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!!!!

cronuses:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will get a custom scalemate like this one;

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based off their blog!!! i’ll start sending them out asap!!! Ends may 8th. uwu

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But which song….

(Source: sherlyhiddles)

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slutsy:

i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread 

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this was his response 

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Why and how do you own a duck?

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What us this from?

(Source: my-own-sword)

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