scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

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just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

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You know she’s the perfect one when…

She starts off a conversation saying “You’ll never guess what I saw the other day while watching porn.”

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

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dennys:

It was a stormy night.

As if Storm from the X-Men was near by, doing storm stuff.

Howling wind, sharp rain, you know, the stuff storms are made of.

Anyway, the two high school sweethearts pulled off the frontage road to find somewhere to wait out the spooky storm. After several…

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