vriskamindfangserket:

did i tell you guys about the one time i accidentally sent gay fanfiction to a shoe website’s customer service because their email address was so close to my kindle address?

hope the fellas at justfab like makoharu

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vriskamindfangserket:

I’M ON MY OLD MYSPACE LOOKING UP MY OLD FRIENDS AND I REMEMBERED THIS ONE GUY I WAS GOOD FRIENDS WITH AND WAS LIKE “HEY WHAT’S THAT DUDE UP TO???” AND LOOKED HIM UP ON FACEBOOK

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE???

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STOP IT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SAME ANNOYING KID I REMEMBER FROM HIGHSCHOOL IS THAT A FUCKING GOATEE

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vriskamindfangserket:

I’M ON MY OLD MYSPACE LOOKING UP MY OLD FRIENDS AND I REMEMBERED THIS ONE GUY I WAS GOOD FRIENDS WITH AND WAS LIKE “HEY WHAT’S THAT DUDE UP TO???” AND LOOKED HIM UP ON FACEBOOK

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE???

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STOP IT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE…

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vriskamindfangserket:

i just lost like 5 followers, clearly you guys don’t know what it’s like to feel old because someone you once viewed as a baby suddenly became a grown ass adult with a goatee

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sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

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kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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(Source: autistichatchworth)

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